Spotty young yobbos
Thieving and fighting
The Observer film critic
finds them “very exciting”.
Jumbo sized Sharons
Chasing council house clowns
Has the middle class queuing
From Broadway to Brownes.
Throw in a sharp dialogue
like “gi us a wank”
And you’ll be laughing like me
all the way to the bank.
I’m off to Provence now
to party and rave
As I fly over Skeggie
I’ll give them a wave.
“We’ve missed Iraq and hit Kuwait”,
The Laser Lout’s exclaim.
“The oilfields have disappeared,
you should have seen the flame.”
Beelzebush is in a huff and
blames poor Colin Powell.
Ford’s boss is seeking counselling and
Datsun’s disembowelled.
The Tory gang have turned to drugs
and “Two Jags” looks real grim.
He’s never walked on common ground
since Labour got back in.
From Colonel Sanders mansion
to Mickey Mouse’s Bank,
God Blitz America
and all those fat cat yanks
Bush will lower your taxes
but raise up the sea.
So invest in some gills
when it reaches your knee.
(Old European Nursery Rhyme)
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there were some bombs
E-I-E-I-O
With a Bomb – Bomb here
And a Bomb – Bomb there
Here a Bomb, there a Bomb
Everywhere a Bomb – Bomb
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there was a Blair
E-I-E-I-O
With a Blair – Blair here
And a Blair – Blair there
Butt licking, French kicking
Never trust a Blair – Blair
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there was some Sand
E-I-E-I-O
With a Sandstorm here
And a Sandstorm there
Here Sand, there Sand
Everyfuckingwhere Sand
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there was a Hoon
E-I-E-I-O
With a Hoon – Hoon here
And a Hoon – Hoon there
Here Hoon, there Hoon
Everyone a Hoon Dog
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there were some Scuds
E-I-E-I-O
With a Scud – Scud here
And a Scud – Scud there
Here a Scud, there a Scud
Everyone a Dud – Dud
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there was a Bush
E-I-E-I-O
With a Bush – Bush here
And a Bush – Bush there
Vote robbing, draft dodging
Stick him in the Chain gang
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there were some Lies
E-I-E-I-O
With some Lies – Lies here
And some Lies – Lies there
Big Lies, Wapping Lies
Everywhere Lies – Lies
Bomb – Bomb here
Bomb – Bomb there
Here a Bomb, there a Bomb
Everywhere a Bomb – Bomb
Blair – Blair here
Blair – Blair there
Here Blair, there Blair
Never trust a Blair – Blair
Sand – Sand here
Sand – Sand there
Here Sand, there Sand
Everyfuckingwhere Sand
Hoon – Hoon here
Hoon – Hoon there
Here a Hoon, there a Hoon
Everyone a Hoon Dog
Scud – Scud here
Scud – Scud there
Here a Scud, there a Scud
Everyone a Dud – Dud
Bush – Bush here
Bush – Bush there
Here a Bush, there a Bush
Stick him in the Chain gang
Lies – Lies here
Lies – Lies there
Here Lies, there Lies
Everywhere Lies – Lies
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-F-O
