Scrap the HS2 High Speed Train, the money saved could be used to keep the bus-pass and improve bus and rail services see video Santa versus HS2.
- Our party calls on the cops to crack down on cyclists who whizz along the pavements like Bradley Wiggins
- Our Party thinks if there is a 2nd referendum they should adopt our ballot paper see opposite
- Build more public lavatories see video Where have all the Khazis gone?
The closure of the public toilet next to Beeston Bus Station is a disgrace. The Councillors responsible should be put up an alley against a wall and peed on by the voters - Our party thinks travelling on the Tram would be safer if Conductors were restored – see video Trampire Stalks Nottingham
- All Shook Up about your pets medical bills? Bring back the dog licence and Nationalise Veterinarian Services! £10 a year licence for dogs and cats. Use the money raised to fund a Nationalised Vets Services *half price for guineas pigs and hamsters!
- Free neutering for stray cats and Boris Johnson! (Prince Andrew and stray corgis recently added) see Brexcalibur video
- Nationalise brothels and pay the sex workers a state wage call “the knobseekers allowance.”
- #EnvironmentalPolicy #ClimatenotsoEmergency If elected our candidate will be sent to the Antarctic to shout “Stop melting you big white bastards” at the glaciers!
- Save Frogs and Sparrows from extinction. Plant more trees at least 12 a day and stop concreting over gardens see Little Brown Sparrow video
- No fracking under Sherwood Forest – see the Woodie Wood Peckers anti fracking art show
- Phase out factory farming! see video Dairy Cow Blues