Elvis & the Yeti HP Manifesto

  • tracey yetiBefore he is impeached or shot by a disgruntled actor eg. Meryl Streep, we call on
    President Trump to kick the Chinese army out of Tibet coz its blowing up mountains looking for minerals and driving the Yeti and snow leopard to extinction.
  • No fracking under Mount Everest by Ineos (ditto Sherwood Forest,  see Woodie Wood peckers anti fracking art show
  • No high speed train through the Himalayas destroying thosands of acres of wood land (ditto Nottinghamshire, Derbyshire and the Chilterns)
  • Yeti’s like shitting in the woods but if we do it in the UK we are subject to a hefty fine.  Save public lavatories from extinction ( see Where have all the khazis gone on youtube.)
  • After Donald trump has kicked the Chinese out of Tibet, we call on him not to rebrand it, “Shangri-La-La-Land” and turn it into a cheap ski resort, full of reality TV shows, fake snow, plastic toboggans and McDonalds selling yakburgers.

11 Responses to “Elvis & the Yeti HP Manifesto”

  1. Independent Councillor Richard MacRae Says:

    Congratulations on your recent result in the by-election.

    I hope you stand again next year.

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  5. atxpg@nottingham.ac.uk Says:

    Well done Dave, good to see you in the Evening Post after your Clifton breakthrough!. Fame for Lord Biro at Last! Phil Gorsky, Notts.

  6. atxpg@nottingham.ac.uk Says:

    P.S. I think you’ve gone Vira,l Dave, you’re all over the web, the papers, BBC. You’re going to be more famous than the real Elvis! P.G.

  7. John Codd Says:

    Congrats, Dave. People I know seem to be becoming famous all of a sudden – yourself, Ross – – – perhaps at last people have been pushed so far, that what we have stood up for through the long decades of mass inaction are values people now want to see implemented. “Our time has come”. The end of Thatcherism may be in sight. Congrats again. John Codd.

  8. les flowerdew Says:

    Hi i own a bakery in newark and during the by election i am producing iced buns with the icing in the colours of the competing parties i will then post a daily running total of saleson a A frame outside shop. On tuesday of next week the newark advertiser are comibg to cover this i am inviting all parties i can contact .
    The bakery is on london road odeon cinema car park oposite the library.
    Thank you for your time.
    Les Flowerdew

  9. Keith Girling Says:

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