Broxtowe Manifesto

  • peoples vote 3Scrap the HS2 High Speed Train, the money saved could be used to keep the bus-pass and improve bus and rail services see video Santa versus HS2.
  • Our party calls on the cops to crack down on cyclists who whizz along the pavements like Bradley Wiggins
  • Our Party thinks if there is a 2nd referendum they should adopt our ballot paper see opposite
  • Build more public lavatories see video Where have all the Khazis gone?
    The closure of the public toilet next to Beeston Bus Station is a disgrace. The Councillors responsible should be put up an alley against a wall and peed on by the voters
  • Our party thinks travelling on the Tram would be safer if Conductors were restored  – see video Trampire Stalks Nottingham
  • All Shook Up about your pets medical bills? Bring back the dog licence and Nationalise Veterinarian Services!  £10 a year licence for dogs and cats. Use the money raised to fund a Nationalised Vets Services *half price for guineas pigs and hamsters!
  • Free neutering for stray cats and Boris Johnson! (Prince Andrew and stray corgis recently added)  see Brexcalibur video
  • Nationalise brothels and pay the sex workers a state wage call “the knobseekers allowance.”
  • #EnvironmentalPolicy #ClimatenotsoEmergency If elected our candidate will be sent to the Antarctic to shout “Stop melting you big white bastards” at the glaciers!
  • Save Frogs and Sparrows from extinction. Plant more trees at least 12 a day and stop concreting over gardens see Little Brown Sparrow video
  • No fracking under Sherwood Forest –  see the Woodie Wood Peckers anti fracking art show
  • Phase out factory farming! see video Dairy Cow Blues

 

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