(Old European Nursery Rhyme)
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there were some bombs
E-I-E-I-O
With a Bomb – Bomb here
And a Bomb – Bomb there
Here a Bomb, there a Bomb
Everywhere a Bomb – Bomb
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there was a Blair
E-I-E-I-O
With a Blair – Blair here
And a Blair – Blair there
Butt licking, French kicking
Never trust a Blair – Blair
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there was some Sand
E-I-E-I-O
With a Sandstorm here
And a Sandstorm there
Here Sand, there Sand
Everyfuckingwhere Sand
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there was a Hoon
E-I-E-I-O
With a Hoon – Hoon here
And a Hoon – Hoon there
Here Hoon, there Hoon
Everyone a Hoon Dog
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there were some Scuds
E-I-E-I-O
With a Scud – Scud here
And a Scud – Scud there
Here a Scud, there a Scud
Everyone a Dud – Dud
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there was a Bush
E-I-E-I-O
With a Bush – Bush here
And a Bush – Bush there
Vote robbing, draft dodging
Stick him in the Chain gang
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O
And in that war there were some Lies
E-I-E-I-O
With some Lies – Lies here
And some Lies – Lies there
Big Lies, Wapping Lies
Everywhere Lies – Lies
Bomb – Bomb here
Bomb – Bomb there
Here a Bomb, there a Bomb
Everywhere a Bomb – Bomb
Blair – Blair here
Blair – Blair there
Here Blair, there Blair
Never trust a Blair – Blair
Sand – Sand here
Sand – Sand there
Here Sand, there Sand
Everyfuckingwhere Sand
Hoon – Hoon here
Hoon – Hoon there
Here a Hoon, there a Hoon
Everyone a Hoon Dog
Scud – Scud here
Scud – Scud there
Here a Scud, there a Scud
Everyone a Dud – Dud
Bush – Bush here
Bush – Bush there
Here a Bush, there a Bush
Stick him in the Chain gang
Lies – Lies here
Lies – Lies there
Here Lies, there Lies
Everywhere Lies – Lies
Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-F-O