Laser Louts

“We’ve missed Iraq and hit Kuwait”,
The Laser Lout’s exclaim.

“The oilfields have disappeared,
you should have seen the flame.”

Beelzebush is in a huff and
blames poor Colin Powell.

Ford’s boss is seeking counselling and
Datsun’s disembowelled.

The Tory gang have turned to drugs
and “Two Jags” looks real grim.

He’s never walked on common ground
since Labour got back in.

Iraq National Anthem (first verse)

From Colonel Sanders mansion
to Mickey Mouse’s Bank,

God Blitz America
and all those fat cat yanks


Bush will lower your taxes
but raise up the sea.
So invest in some gills
when it reaches your knee.