“We’ve missed Iraq and hit Kuwait”,
The Laser Lout’s exclaim.
“The oilfields have disappeared,
you should have seen the flame.”
Beelzebush is in a huff and
blames poor Colin Powell.
Ford’s boss is seeking counselling and
The Tory gang have turned to drugs
and “Two Jags” looks real grim.
He’s never walked on common ground
since Labour got back in.