Donald Rumsfeld had a war

(Old European Nursery Rhyme)

Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O

And in that war there were some bombs
E-I-E-I-O

With a Bomb – Bomb here
And a Bomb – Bomb there
Here a Bomb, there a Bomb
Everywhere a Bomb – Bomb

Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O

And in that war there was a Blair
E-I-E-I-O

With a Blair – Blair here
And a Blair – Blair there
Butt licking, French kicking
Never trust a Blair – Blair

Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O

And in that war there was some Sand
E-I-E-I-O

With a Sandstorm here
And a Sandstorm there
Here Sand, there Sand
Everyfuckingwhere Sand

Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O

And in that war there was a Hoon
E-I-E-I-O

With a Hoon – Hoon here
And a Hoon – Hoon there
Here Hoon, there Hoon
Everyone a Hoon Dog

Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O

And in that war there were some Scuds
E-I-E-I-O

With a Scud – Scud here
And a Scud – Scud there
Here a Scud, there a Scud
Everyone a Dud – Dud

Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O

And in that war there was a Bush
E-I-E-I-O

With a Bush – Bush here
And a Bush – Bush there
Vote robbing, draft dodging
Stick him in the Chain gang

Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-I-O

And in that war there were some Lies
E-I-E-I-O

With some Lies – Lies here
And some Lies – Lies there
Big Lies, Wapping Lies
Everywhere Lies – Lies

Bomb – Bomb here
Bomb – Bomb there

Here a Bomb, there a Bomb
Everywhere a Bomb – Bomb
Blair – Blair here
Blair – Blair there

Here Blair, there Blair
Never trust a Blair – Blair

Sand – Sand here
Sand – Sand there
Here Sand, there Sand
Everyfuckingwhere Sand

Hoon – Hoon here
Hoon – Hoon there
Here a Hoon, there a Hoon
Everyone a Hoon Dog

Scud – Scud here
Scud – Scud there
Here a Scud, there a Scud
Everyone a Dud – Dud

Bush – Bush here
Bush – Bush there
Here a Bush, there a Bush
Stick him in the Chain gang

Lies – Lies here
Lies – Lies there
Here Lies, there Lies
Everywhere Lies – Lies

Donald Rumsfeld had a war
E-I-E-F-O

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